Archive for August, 2013

FEBRUARY 14TH – Best Night Ever

Wednesday, August 28th, 2013

I walked into the club feeling Mad, sad, abandoned and rejected.

It was February 14th and I had just broken up with my girlfriend, this was my first time of having a girlfriend on valentines day as an adult, all my sleepless nights anticipating a red letter day in the arms of Annabel fizzled out few hours ago.

My four months r/ship seemed to have been going smooth until the afternoon of feb 14th, I had earlier sent a mind blowing text to my “supposed” girlfriend.
Pretty faced, cute lips and lovely partitioned set of teeth, Annabel was a good looking dark girl that any dude would go savory for.

She had this superior elegance and soft address.

We were to spend the night together at a planned dinner, I got a call around 2pm and she said she wanted to see me, I had earlier “painstakingly” bought a phone as a gift, I thank the God of Uche who made me leave it at home”.

A sorry faced Annabel I met in one of the cities choiced eateries, she explained that her mum told her to follow her to church that night and as such we couldn’t see, I felt bad for her, she decided to go and buy ice cream downstairs, a chess move that killed her game.

BOOM!! My itchy hands scrolled to her phone and guess what, the sleaky, slimy, slymy snake sent my exact text message to another dude, and added ” My mom traveled, would spend the evening with you “.

But for the Grace of God, this story should have stopped here. Trust me the sword of betrayal is sharper than a prick in a butt.

Valerie was a close friend of Annabel, she didn’t have the prettiest of faces neither did she dress provocatively to school but she had an amazing body, well partitioned curves and cat eyes to match it up.

She must have noticed me when I walked into the club, I obviously wasn’t myself, felt like dancing away my sorrows because I don’t drink neither do I smoke.

What is troubling you? A soft voice spoke from behind me, oh Valerie, i said in a forceful bright voice, I wasn’t good at transferring aggressions so I tried to be nice to Annabel’s friend.

I tried telling her I was good but tears almost rolled out of my eyes, I hurriedly walked towards the convenience.

Wait!”, she followed me into
the corridor. I hunched on the wall, She walked right up to me and said, “Hey, don’t be such a baby. You know you should not anyone ruin your Special evening. I explained what happened and she felt pity for me, patting me and saying words to calm me down.

Her voice seemed to calm my anger a little.

I looked up only to see that Valerie was not paying attention to her clothing. I could see the outline of her bra through her gown . I pretended to be sad and continued looking at the unsuspecting valerie.

Suddenly, she bent over and patted my thigh and that was when I saw it! Her cleavage was smooth… and I could smell her perfume.

Her short Black gown exposed her delightful skin and I could swear it had a lip that was calling out to me.

She put her arms around me in an attempt to comfort me, what she didn’t know was that I was secretly enjoying the soft feel of her breasts against my chest. I took a chance and returned her hug. A few seconds passed and she noticed that I was beginning to feel her back and had
begun pressing against her more than usual.

At the point I felt a tear, Valerie was sobbing, I asked what the problem was, she broke down telling me of how her boyfriend had also broken up with her earlier that evening because of a junior student in her former school, at this point we were like two lost adults with our minds below our waist.

I suddenly felt bold and reached down
slowly. I slowly put my hand inside her gown and explored her smooth skin with my eager fingers. My legs leaped when I felt the camel toe shape or her lower *clit*. Valerie knew something was not right. She knew she must pull away and break the hug. And that is when she realised something… my pants were beginning to tighten up against her knee!!

She tried to reach for my hands but was interrupted by an erected pillar, the slight touch made her quiver and sink deep into my waiting arms.

I made a quick scribble with the line of her G string, her moan n gosh threw me into a trance.

I knew I had to stop, I quickly whispered into her hears, Can we dance?

We hit the dance floor like two mexicans with right pair of shoes, her erotic dance steps mixed with our rhythm and eye contact made it look like we rehearsed, Valerie was a smooth dancer, she could have sworn I worked with the FBI, my body searched every pore on her skin like a Female Body Inspector.

A dude suddenly tapped me and whispered, “baba you de make Konji catch me”, it was at that point I realized we were almost making magnetic love on the dance floor.

My phone rang and I excused her to go to the convenience, Hello? Sweetheart am sorry, the voice was that of Annabel, I hissed and ended the call, turning around, my lips stood an inch from valerie’s, the only thing that could stop us from devouring each other was the coming of Jesus, we quicky dashed into the male side and started kissing, her lips were cold and salty, probably from the tears, her fingers caressed my whole back like she had 22 of them, without hesitation, I lifted up her gown and her nipples said HI through her victoria secrets bra, I kissed her North, East and West, I glided through her middle region, spending worship time at her navel, my teeth was about relocating her panties when someone tried to open the door…..

to be continued…

FONY – A King with his own crown + Other Gist

Tuesday, August 20th, 2013


FONY with MO

FONY with MO

Hi Readers,

Born Mfoniso Juda Ekpe, he is a Presenter and Technical assistant at EbonyLife studios, an alumni of Unical and AIESEC, his story which is being written with a golden pen has inspired me to release this quick paragraph. Happy reading!


For most of you who know Mfoniso Juda Ekpe, popularly known as Fony, it won’t be misplaced to say he is an entity that has had his head fixed on one direction, Showbiz.

A fresh graduate of the department of Economics, Unical, Fony is one of the fastest rising names among Nigeria’s celebrities.

My focus today is not on his role as an EbonyLife employee or his ever increasing fan base especially among the ladies. I just want to use this specimen as a case study on our preparedness towards what we dream to achieve.

Calabar as a city has been termed a lazy city with un ambitious boys, less opportunities and “Itong” Girls, but how well prepared are we for the opportunities that are soon coming at us.

Fony, if we recall has always been up to his game when it comes to presenting; his dressing, fluency, humility and readiness to listen and learn stood him out from the leagues of “Presenters”.

I remember a particular event where he was smartly and expensively dressed and I shared a joke with a friend that most times the money Fony spends on his dressing to events might be more than the profit the organisers make from it.

Little wonder why he didn’t need to pull strings or need a God Father to snap up his present Job.

A story was once told of a village where there hadn’t been rain for 3 years, all the villagers gathered to pray for rain at the village square, only one little boy actually came with an umbrella.

For you to be picked, for you to be different, know where you are going and leave the rest to the wimps and caprices of Nature.

IN other news…….

Calabar A List Fire Power Boy who is now a house hold name Omatsola Inone who is known for his madt crave for BMW is at it again.

The petite Gidi fine boy recently tormented the town with his matte black BM which made some boys who drive cars less expensive than the price of the original paint to do follow follow.

Gist reaching us has it that he has sold the car and has recently acquired a killer BMW, Watch out for a pimped eye popping ride.


“Iyammi”, that was the word that dropped from my lips when I last visited the cinema.

It is now a rampant scenario for young boys and girls to make out in the cinema with daring carefree attitude.

Recently, a calabar boy was caught with a minor poking his fingers between her legs with her bra un strapped.

I guess they would soon have a VIP section with a bed in the cinema.

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Fony in an Off Mood

Fony in an Off Mood



Omatsola's Matte BMW

Omatsola’s Matte BMW


Friday, August 16th, 2013

Hello readers, Its your boy Zebira,

Calabar has been kinda quiet of recent with most of our girls going North, Giving south just to travel East and west. Yes! The Abuja and Dubai connection has really been productive this days.

S/O to some fresh boys who have been keeping the hustle clean and repping big time, catching up with the fashion and Panache of our cyclic world. Below are pictures of some cali boys doing the state proud. In other News

MERCY ISOYIP acquires a brand new Hyundai!!

Fresh gist reaching us “speculate” that our darling Mercy Isoyip, Maiden Face of Cybermul just acquired a Brand new (tear rubber) Hyundai. The retail price of the car is said to be in the region of 3 million.

For those of you who read her interview on this blog, you’ll agree that tear rubber blessings come to tear rubber Girls.

God Bless this damsel.

DORIS ALO the new kid on the block!

Soji babe Doris seems to be getting her groove on, the tall “fair” cover skinned Alo has two singles making raves and has gotten nods from top artist like Daddy Showkey!!

Fresh from overseas, Cash Bernard as his new bunch of friends call him who cruises in a Yellow Tanned Nissan seems to be taking the town by storm, 2.3 million in one day doesn’t seem like a Kid’s affair. Welcome home Cash Bernard.

24th August
Tick this date on your calendar, the First Daughter of Successful Business woman, Chioma Obi gets married to her Long time boyfriend, the wedding is expected to be classy, pinky and spicy as the reception is at the Grand Venetian Arena. Please this is not an invite. Lol. We wish them Long Life and pretty Grand children.

Joining the unending list of girls who are recently turning entrepreneurs such as Obasi, CEO Obzil’s Place, Olivia of Oliveries “Stroictly for Men” is Miss Flora, a graduate of the computer science department. She recently returned from Dubai and is soon to open her Clothing Outfit. God Bless this pretty fair mama.

Coming soon…. A thrilling romantic story. ” The Night I murdered Sleep”

Keep a Date!

Doris Alo

Doris Alo

Mercy Tear Rubber

Mercy Tear Rubber

Fresh Cali Boys

Fresh Cali Boys